<UncleNicky> oh satan

<UncleNicky> please

<UncleNicky> please

<Kes> One day Nicky, you all ask your self "why oh why did I give Kes so much shit"

<UncleNicky> help me

<tiggy> /shun kes : UncleNicky said so

<UncleNicky> take kes's soul now satan

<Kes> FINE

<Kes> GO FUCK YOURSELF

<-- Kes (icechat5@UN-is-my-bitch.com) has left #nicky

<UncleNicky> fuck he left just one room

--> Satan has joined #nicky

<UncleNicky> what about the rest?

<RideTheLightning> :S he seems legitimatly pissed

<UncleNicky> ahhh

<UncleNicky> Satan

<UncleNicky> please help me

<Sjepseskare> hehe

<Satan> I cannot help one like you.

<UncleNicky> any chance you could take kes a little early for me?

<Satan> I fear Kes.

<Sjepseskare> :P

<UncleNicky> ill be badder i swear

<Satan> He'll corrupt my minions.

<UncleNicky> ill try and kill more

<UncleNicky> please satan

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<Jack> [Kes] [23:47] <TallienUNinTraining> Kes, it is so hard to do you justice. You are clearly an amazing hero of intelligence,

<Satan> Sacrifice more small animals.

<UncleNicky> your the only one i can turn to

<UncleNicky> i will satan

<UncleNicky> i will

* UncleNicky bows

<Satan> Oh and you have to run around in a goat costume for Izzy.

<UncleNicky> i can do that

<UncleNicky> but please take his soul

<Kes> He does that anyway

<Satan> He has to have one to take.

<UncleNicky> oh shit

<UncleNicky> good point

<Kes> Me?

<Sjepseskare> treu true

<UncleNicky> could you please just take his life and stop these damn lights for me

<Kes> I have a fucking soul you fucks

<Satan> No Kes, the other Kes.

<UncleNicky> i know you love the dark like i do

<Satan> Kes, are you abusing UncleNicky?

<Kes> wtf

<Satan> Are you making him see the light?

<Kes> me????

<Kes> Yes

<Kes> but only the red ones

* Satan adds 10 points to Kes' evilness rating.

<Satan> Good boy.

<UncleNicky> ack

<Satan> That is truly evil.

<UncleNicky> how many points does he need to go away from here?

<Kes> lol

<Kes> Nicky

<Satan> Best guess?

<UncleNicky> yeah

<Kes> you cant even kick me from your own room :P

<Satan> 1,000,000,000,000

<Kes> Now thats EVIL

<UncleNicky> oh im doomed

<-- Satan has kicked Kes from #nicky (No, but I can.)

<UncleNicky> this is my hell isnt it satan

<Satan> Yes.

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<Jack> [Kes] [23:47] <TallienUNinTraining> Kes, it is so hard to do you justice. You are clearly an amazing hero of intelligence,

<Kes> I fucking knew you would do that

<Satan> Of course, I'm the epitome of evil.

<UncleNicky> [13:22] <UncleNicky> this is my hell isnt it satan

<UncleNicky> [13:22] <Satan> Yes.

<Kes> lol

* Satan whistles sweetly

<Satan> --- [UncleNicky] (Boss@Kes.is.my.bitch)

<Kes> lmfao

<Satan> --- [Kes] (icechat5@Uncle.Nicky.owns.me)

<Kes> Damn you!

<Kes> Put it back

<Satan> Hunny, I'm already damned.. I'm Satan for fuck sakes.

<UncleNicky> lmao

<Kes> I paid good money for him to be my bitch

<Satan> Behave or I'll change your vhost to that.

<Kes> grrrrrr

<Kes> It turns out this clown is trying to sell you a toy.

* Satan flexes her powers

<Kes> someone fuck that fucking clown in the eye

<Satan> Maybe if you did he'd give you a gun.

<Kes> Im tempted

<Satan> And hey, it would be a change from your hand.